do you think if you set up a queue then went out and killed someone you could use tumblr as an alibi because you had posted things all through the time of the murder
guys you’re really starting to scare me
Deep Sea Googly Eyes
There’s a few things that make everything in life universally better: one is peanut butter and the other is googly eyes. And since we have not yet put googly eyes on everything, you can’t deny this claim. At the single-serving tumblr deepseafauna, the sometimes frightening species that lurk in the unfathomable depths get a crafts section makeover, taking the alien-esque horror out of their tentacle-y forms and making them look more like creatures from the Derp Blue Sea.
so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’